Things in Jars

Things in Jars: #1 Goozlefunk.

Jar 1__ 5_2_2015


Extremely dangerous organism often found in hard candies; thoroughly enjoys popping out of candies and diving down the throat, catching its hooked tail on the candy and taking it with it. Once it has the candy firmly lodged in the victim’s throat, the organism converts itself to a vapor and farts itself out of the victim while said victim is turning blue and falling on the floor gasping for air, adding to embarrassment.